New porn-worthy purposes for a towel

I'll keep this short today. Just a random thought that occurred to me. I bought new towels. What should I do with the old ones? 

Here are some ideas I came up with. Guess which is my favourite:

🧡 rip in half lengthwise so you have two blindfolds, or tie two sets of wrists together

💜 cover your dining chair before straddling your lover for up-and-down bouncing aerobics

❤️ scrunch it up and massage your lover with it, thereby stimulating their nipples and other things

💚 cut it up into smaller bits, tie a ribbon around your waist and hang a piece of towel like a makeshift but inadequate loincloth

My favourite is...which do you think? In any case, try it out yourself and tell me what happened.

Monika