Is that a twig in your pocket?

 Oh goodness!

I was wondering what I was seeing in your pocket!

It kept twitching and moving around in your pants. It can’t be, can it?

That’s never a cock!

It’s a twig at best. The size of it!

Take it out! Let me have a closer look at it

It’s hardly big enough to fit in my mouth, it’s so dinky

And I definitely couldn’t feel it

Even my huge round ass would completely inhale it!