The Witch's Mesmerizing Mistake: Embarrassed, Naked, Eaten

Ooh this is going to be the spookiest date ever! Do you like my costume? Since we're picnicing in a graveyard at night under the full moon and fog, I dressed as a slutty witch. Sure I forgot a hat, and I don't have a broomstick and I'm not an actual witch, but I figured we could pick the necessary props up on the way back to my place. We ARE planning to go back to my house afterwards, right? I've got quite the sexy night for us in mind. Hey, have your eyes always looked swirly like that? I feel like I could get lost in them all night. Something about how deep they are just pulls me in..... Oh! My sweater isn't wanting to stay buttoned. This is a bit too revealing, and way too cold. What was that noise? Maybe it's just my imagination. Let me just try to get my sweater buttoned back up. Oh, oh no! Where has my shirt gone too? It's way too cold out here and this is getting really creepy now. Did you hear that noise? Why are you staring at me like that? Hey wait, are you making my clothes disappear? Stop that! I want to go home. When you said you liked creepy things and wanted to go on a special Halloween date, I thought you meant we'd sip red wine in a graveyard and then go home to watch scary movies naked in bed while trying kinky sex acts. This wasn't what I had in mind at all! Oh my goodness, my clothes are poofing off piece by piece! I was hardly wearing anything to begin with! This is really embarrassing, and there are people over there between us and my car so I can't make a run for it and there aren't enough grave stones to hide behind. My car keys are gone now too! AHH! I'm completely naked and vulnerable! Wait, stop, why are you licking your lips? Are you a vampire? I thought that was just your costume. OH no! You're opening your mouth just like a snake. No! Stop! Please don't eat me!